Come on, President Brown. Violent crime helps BU lose its reputation as a safety school.

Of course it's a choice. Craig James chose to be a cocksucker. See?

I'm happy you recognized me on campus

Shumpert's original idea was to wear an Indiana Jones hat and jump over Lin in a mine cart.

Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs looks like a hairless Robin Williams.

Yeah, motherfucker, I'm getting ready for the combine. I'm gonna "combine" my foot and your ass if you don't stop bitching to the press about me not calling you yet, like some high school cum dumpster that wonders why a couple of BJs in the back of the Camaro ain't a "relationship." Shut your fuckin' yap, you Muppets…

The freedom of speech analysis is inapplicable here. But the ejection is still horseshit.

People want the outlet, I guess. I've been around since almost the beginning and just do it for the fun. I'm just astounded the effort people put into dissecting bad (and good) jokes in a comment section. No offense to you or Mitch "Blood" Green, of course.

+1

Repose en paix.

After Penn State football wins, Jerry Sandusky used to give all the kids Jumbo Jacks.

He also has the express written consent of Major League Baseball tattooed on his ass.

Moss did put his own artistic twist on the video. It runs at half speed.

Things started off poorly when Carmelo revealed his first name is just his mother's elaborate joke on Asian pronunciation foibles.

This is a miscarriage of justice, but at least now Jerry Sandusky can't molest it in ten years.

Forget using Johnny Five to broadcast the game. Ally Sheedy will come to your house and describe the game for $18 and some phenobarbital.

18. A week after the death, getting the same tribute video and/or morbid jokes from a parent/aunt/uncle/much older co-worker, with the subject line FW: fw: re: fw: FW: and a plea to "pass this on!"

Linscrutable.

Hey Harbaugh! HARBAUGH! Check out my impression of your mom! Woo! Haley out!

Originally, the Polish Defense involved concession and retreat to Romania.