Yeah, I'll be glued to the TV today, and not just for pecuniary reasons. It's exciting to see the new wave of incredible players...players who "grew up" watching now-35-year-old Tiger, which makes me feel old. It's kind of like watching a futures game as the all-star game.

On Wednesday I put $20 on Bradley at 125-1 (not the only bet I made, but he was one of my longshots). So I like your analysis. A lot. Go Bradley.

Pictured: Zack Greinke stars in the upcoming remake of Fatherland.

They were originally called The James Gang, but changed names because Sean Banks thought Joe Walsh really sold out when he joined the Eagles.

Roger Moore knows all too well how membership in the James Bond Gang can cost you your career.

They have a lot in common. They both work with uprights.

This is shocking behavior, Mr. Prater. You're a professional athlete for God's sake! A Chevy TrailBlazer? Jesus.

Is mouthbreathing really considered "laughing" though?

The hidden message of this column is that every recent graduate of a prep school looks back after a couple years of college or real-world seasoning, and can only then see the ridiculousness of the whole subtly classist and racist exercise. This place has changed, man! No. No it hasn't.

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You have to be able to keep Que-fabe.

Pictured: Frankenstein & Bride

That wasn't a Dodger employee. It was the U.S. Trustee.

Phew. With the title I was worried you'd found a Shaq and Hoopz sex tape.

the bar may recently have been hit by a sidewinder missile.

AJ tried to find his NY creative process in LA, but it cost more and was cut with levamisole.

Five years commenting on this fucking blog, and now you tell me I need an agent?

You were so fat, other kids called your belly button an In-n-Outie.

It's consistent with the slogan for the NL West championship: "Here, you take it."

Pictured: AJ Burnett at his audition for a party scene extra in Breaking Bad.