ALL THE SKARSGARDS! Call Gustav! Call Bill! SKARSGARDS, Assemble!

Oh hell yeah. He was the real star of True Blood.

I cannot even begin to parse this. She’s literally wearing fetish wear between the garters and the latex, and I am commenting on the styling. I am not hating on it. You can interpret the images (which include much more than the styling) to convey whatever you want. Still doesn’t mean it’s not fetish wear.

I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’ll take it.

There's a whole lot going on with her besides the Spanish grift and the epic thirst.

That’s hideous. She’s done when they start asking for responses to their emotional needs, basically. :’(

I read about this POS on the WAPO site this morning. A little clarification:

Well played, HBO. I will see your brilliant casting move and raise you my imminent bingewatch of this show. He better be “Big Little Lies” level of hotness. Kidman-worthy.

According to Alec, she starts craving a new baby when they start to grow up and stop being “vending machines of joy.”

Yes, the timing of the last two babies was a conscious choice for them. Alec has said they had done IVF trying for a girl (and also that pregnancy #5 happened “the old fashioned way”). The timing indicates that they chose to implant the surrogate with a girl around the time they found out that #5 was a boy.

This is not my understanding of how magazine shoots and Vogue in particular actually work. 

Billie was writing incredibly witty and fun lyrics as a young teenager and she’s definitely not a shitty person like Lana, haha. Just because you don’t care for someone’s style of singing doesn’t render them talentless. That’s just silly.

Oh Mike, you're so whacky!

What is this style called with all the visible corseting/boning/straps if not pin up?

$546,000??? For literal modern day slavery? How about no... I didn’t read where pain and suffering was included, causing even more psychological damage to this man. But then again, they don’t believe we actually endure pain and suffering. This is wild, bruh.

The first judge should have been remanded for that ruling.

Can they just cast Michael B. Jordan as whoever they want him to be?

I have yet to like anything about this kid. However, if he somehow pulls a rabbit out of a hat and gives us the first decent onscreen Paul Atreides, all will be forgiven.

It is true that people with a more strident exercise regimen fare better overall with illness, but Nick Cordero was a Broadway performer who had SO MANY issues with Covid, and eventually succumbed to it. He was so very in shape, with singing and dancing nightly, that he SHOULD have survived. Instead, he had both of…

I know (otherwise) smart people (all men, natch) who won’t shut up about how “revolutionary” and smart and well-rounded he is and it makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. As an aside, I find it fascinating that women are stereotypically seen as the gender that blindly follows celebrities and TV self-help…