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HERE FOR IT

JFC, even our crime is just sequels.

Oh my, a self-serving religion created by men, for men? Tell me ALL about it.

This noodle for some reason. (Boston)

I am 33 years old. I wore a shirt and tie every day to grammar school and high school, and I’d say I’ve worn basically the same for 9/10ths of my professional life since graduating college. This is the first time I have ever heard this distinction.

I was talking about Rob Delaney, but okay. Kanye’s fine.

So... how many lampreys is too many? Asking for a friend.

Don’t know if it’s the/a preferred replacement for someone identifying as non-binary, but the word“nibling” is a gender-neutral term for the child of one’s sibling(s).

There is actually a gender-neutral word that refers to a sibling’s offspring, nibling. It’s like grandchild instead of grandson or granddaughter.

Emma Stone will be playing a black maid. Don't worry about it.

I will watch anything directed by Sir Kenneth Branagh. That man’s Hamlet is legendary. Bonus points for Angie, as well.

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

I’m still laughing at Carly Fiorina pretending to be a feminist. Does she actually know what that word means? If Carly was a feminist, she we would not be Carly.

broken clocks, etc. etc.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I love this blog, mom!

I’m going to home school my kids so that they learn the TRUTH about the geocentric universe we live in.

I love every woman this article is written about. GET READY TO GET REKT TRUMP.