Jen has some range! See: Horrible Bosses, We’re the Millers. But I can’t stand Julia Roberts and I love Jennifer Aniston so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: J Lo’s nails, Essie Topless and Barefoot (stupid name, gorgeous polish)

BOBBY.

I set up a monthly donation because Katy Perry said so.

“Moskvin also...printed off instructions on a computer for how to produce dolls out of human remains.”

personal favorite

I don’t watch this show so obviously I love these recaps

Olivia Wilde was this close [__] to giving birth to her daughter at aBeyoncé concert.

As much as I don’t miss clubbing, I would absolutely love to be referred to as a “nightlife habitué.”

Yep. Also, as a statistician, I find the 25% to be a little...not that shocking? Depending on how the question was worded, especially. It kind of reminds me of those exit polls saying that some hilariously large percentage of Florida voters thought Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac killer.

“Hot Soylent scoop” is quite the unpleasant turn of phrase.

I’m sure it’s been said, but “Carlos Slim” is a super dope billionaire name.

Yikes. The teeny tiny hand is a nice touch.

Bobby! You gotta get the app!

I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time a conventionally beautiful and also very talented actress was physically transformed for a role and (heh) killed it

You know the little colored boxes on the sides of the pages in history textbooks with anecdotes from that time period to give cultural context? I imagine that when it is time for the 2016 election to be added, Jez’s Trump epithets will be the subject of such a box.

ARE YOU LITERALLY ME

She tends to go for uber-realism/accuracy with her costumes, though. I don’t think she would take it that far away from the source material in the pursuit of sexiness.

I like that yikes has made a comeback. I’m also weirdly fond of “holy cow,” although that might not be old-fashioned so much as just perennially square.

Thank you for answering at least two of my questions about this Tweet Beat!!