Speaking of tote bags, I like how yesterday there was a post on Vera Bradley’s questionable new marketing campaign and today they have an ad running on Kinja Deals.

These read to me as distinct attempts at poaching the sorority demo from Lilly Pulitzer. If that’s their aim, maybe they’re not that far off.

“Would U have sex with someone who lives in a crawlspace” and “Would U have sex with said person IN THE CRAWLSPACE” = two very different questions, I think. I could absolutely see myself wanting to fuck someone who lived in a crawlspace because I willfully ignore red flags like that. But I would bring him home to mine.

HAHAHAHA omg this is amazing. He is the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party!!

I missed you.

“Ironically, a North Korean parody news account unknowingly predicted the ban back in February.”

That sounds delightful. Someone get Netflix on the horn.

I’m in love with Josh Groban and I don’t care who knows it.

...do they??

LITERALLY YES

Are you lost?

Maybe it’s that the girls are future ghostbusters are the boys are just fans??

Ooh thanks for the tip!

Interesting technique! I’ll have to keep that in mind. I don’t exfoliate enough...

Yeah, the lack of film is why I love the bars. I’ve never tried Olay’s but Dove is basically the only bar soap I’ve tried that doesn’t leave behind a “squeaky” feeling.

Dove beauty bar soaps are honestly the way to go. They ain’t fancy, they’re just perfect.

A+, quality pun

“If you haven’t noticed Richard Simmons is gay, you haven’t noticed Katy Perrys boobs”

North is the absolute cutest. It’s unreal.

I took a nap yesterday and dreamt that the ice cream shop sold individual slices of ice cream cake. I’m now leading a crusade to make this happen. Who’s with me?