How much do you think Drumpf would pay to eat Larry.

Heidi said it first.

Kate is the definition of delightful. Her Ann Romney still gives me life after all this time.

Pretty sure this fortune was written by my mother.

You are just so good to us.

Somebody let Yoko know a cigarette is not a beverage

Plus time is an illusion, so really Michelle’s speech was neither before nor after the pony’s. It was both and neither all at once.

Superstar Five Jemima. I am crying.

How did I never notice the spelling?!? Mandela Effect like whoa rn.

the most photographed barn in America!

Oh goodness. That’s daunting. Thanks!

I know this is a dumb question, but how does one become un-greyed?

Thank you for this lovely gift.

Brb making “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” my facebook/instagram/twitter/tumblr/linkedin bio

This is...alarmingly accurate.

2016 is wild.

They decided on the Prius (second gen).

Tbh I’m pretty surprised that Mindy went for the Diamond Celebration ears. I would’ve pegged her as a classic red bow in all-over sequins kind of gal.

I know a family that decided between a Bentley and a Prius.

Could be one word—frantic? I mean, it fits the meaning of the next line.