It’s been done...I see potential

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

I am starting to think that LeMons is for crazy costumes and silly cars, Chumpcar is for racing

That’s really weird. The only thing in my car that comes on at 64-mph is Super Eurobeat.

Take my money, and I’m leaving on the Willie Nelson for President bumper sticker.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Something something Corvette owners and limp mode something something...

Used to be that once a car’s owner found a problem on the track, they’d send money to a mail order speed parts company, not a lawyer.

As someone who is absolutely not the target market, nor a potential buyer, I think it looks pretty damn cool.

one of only 24 S54 M Coupes in Steel Gray with a Dark Gray/Black interior and a sunroof.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Stupid never sleeps.

You use all of those words when any Jalop can see the answer is clearly:

If I saw you on the road, I wouldn’t honk at you, figuring you were probably on meth.

Your cotd is bad and you should feel bad

For those curious, there’s a simple way to calculate how much your modded car is worth:

This car sees what you did there.

Now that’s quite a pole position.