A star for the most intelligent post thus far, even if it's not what we wanted to hear

My guess is that they will leave it 2.4 NA, as least in the standard trim. Subaru spends a lot of effort pushing its brand in motorsports and to have a 2.4 Turbo as standard would disqualify the car from competing in production class stage rally. As of the 2019 ARA rule book, the limits are 2.5L NA and 1.6L turbo for…

No. ( ._.)

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

This pisses me off.

I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

I think raccoons are next.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

XD

Also folks, just because you see a 2018 on the lot don’t automatically expect it to be a better deal than a 19, which is likely "leftover" at this point.  Some brands have dialed back factory rebate support for the 2018 cars and since the dealer cost is the same, the stores may not be able to offer a better deal…

I was about to make an old guy joke until I realized I don’t know what the fuck “It’s the Hakka!” means.

Joule thief!

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

Wait they made a diesel Equinox? This alone is news to me.

This morning they ruled out a gas leak and they’ve also said they do not suspect foul play.

It’s the 0331 cylinder head.

So long as my coil remains coolant-free, and I don’t overheat, I’m not worried about it.

We are literally talking about a show that is a walking talking trope of all things 80's awesome, and we are going to get pissy about him acting like EVERY FUCKING ACTION STAR EVER IN THE 80's??????

Nah, Porsche, those are foot wells.

Also, I shall henceforth and ever more call my shoes “foot garages.”

Neutral: Everyone willingly loads all their data up into the Cloud. Such a nice, friendly sounding name.