It’s okay. The experts call this Alternative Math.

Shit happens... it’s entirely possible that the bellypan looked perfectly ok, but the fiberglass was cracking around the mounts under the paint.

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.

Are you a cheap enough that you scour the pages of RockAuto first before deciding where to buy a part from?

I enjoy reading David Tracy articles because I am a really cheap bastard (I’ve been driving in the south with no A/C for 3 years even though I can afford the repair), yet I feel like a normal person when I see the even more extreme version of myself.

As an AMG owneri can tell you he probably had those wheels washed a week ago.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing where to drift to
When the rain set in

“fell asleep”

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Why didn’t they disclose it? I am going to guess because they didn’t think they had to because they are the kind of thing that’s been around forever.

EGR switches have been around since well EGR. My 1973 Ford has a coolant temperature vacuum switch for the EGR. Furthermore EGR being off during an exhaust valve cleaning…

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

That third char needs to be Peter Griffin.

The HOA is gonna be super pissed about this.

Bass? Dropped.

Buy it. Livery it. Hoon it.

Well that blows.