Hes the guy that when you show up at his house, he offers you a beer to drink and nothing else.  Then, when you politely decline and ask for something else, he looks at you funny.

I dunno, man.  Sounds to me like Aaron Judge should be comparing himself to you.

Lighten up, Frances.

From Mr. Magee to Mr. Magoo

That one lone dot deep in left field is somehow mesmerizing. That must have been one hell of a shot.

I have one of hishomerun balls. Carry on.

I’m a few years late to this discussion (it just popped up in the Deadspin newsfeed again), but I’ve got to second this.

Struggling FAKE NEWS ESPN just showed that climate change is fake! FAKE NEWS just disproved FAKE SCIENCE.

After further review, the ref ran ten yards from the sideline, but the ball moved when he tripped and hit the ground. The spot is no good.

Oh! Is that what that was?! I thought they were portraying Ben Rothlisberger and the young blonde woman.

Dennis Miller?

So you’re saying they have the shits of you?

Good comparison, Captain Lou Albino.

This is nothing new with religious people. Priests have known the power of young men going to both knees for decades.

I just bought two at the discounted price without changing any colors.

I just bought two at the discounted price without changing any colors.

Hulk Hogan now owns that schtick.

Thanks Trump.

And promptly punched Adam Jones in the balls for touching his head. 😁

I’m gonna put a baby in you.

Perfect.