Close some of your browser windows. That drives me nuts.

When his father says, “And has he found his way?”. Game over for me.

You take that back back back back back......

Can the entire Orioles pitching staff wear BATTING TEE?

I have an Albert Belle homerun ball.

Legend has it that someone was once heckling Albert with a chant of “JJOOEEYY!! JJOOEEYY!! JJOOEEYY!!” while he was in the on deck circle.

Mookie Betts just got hit on the calf retreating to first! Thats three more pitches to Machado head!

Let’s get this out of the way:. Anyone who makes a comment in the realm of “This is football. What a bunch of pussies” is an asshole.

I guess she looked around the gym and figured no one was watching.

Conquest reminds me of the tow truck driver in Harold & Kumar.

Wasn’t Lee Smith the all-time career saves leader at one time? I know they say that it’s awfully tough for relievers to get in, but I’m surprised he didn’t get more consideration.

I bought my son a $5 potty training step at Target. Needless to say, I have also found a shitty use for it.

I bought my son a $5 potty training step at Target. Needless to say, I have also found a shitty use for it.

I wince easily with sports injuries. That was nothing.

Bernie’s, damnit!