Haha—I recognized him because of The Abominable Bride. #PortlyMycroft
Yeah def not haha. At first I thought he was one of those “sex is beautiful” types but then he was ugly crying in my bed. It’s really really funny now.
I once met a dude (also on tinder) we did the deed after a couple dates and then he broke out into tears because he was married and thought he could handle cheating. I’m positive that had I not kicked him out we’d have gotten to the “you didn’t ask” part as well
So, lemme get this straight, the cheating p.o.s. made it *your* fault for sleeping with him? Jerk.
The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.
She used to be Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend who went to another school.
The way mom approached it at the end was brilliant.
Oh my god, that little girl is so damn cute. When her mom asks to her to count to four...*dead*
omg that baby girl is so bold i love her
LOL! I work with two white bald dudes, and we call them Moby and Smoking Moby cuz one is always taking a cig break.
I could have watched another hour of that precious little girl denying the existence of 4
What? He is lazy. He is one lazy fuck who quits presidenting at 6:30 and takes a long weekend every weekend. He’s a fat stupid lazy fuck who’s never really worked a day in his life.
The ones that are still rabidly supporting him are pathetic and small-minded and they will be there until the bitter end praising the Dick Traitor. There are others who are quietly backing away and hoping that no one remembers their #MAGA hashtags, tacky shirts and the bullshit they were shouting.
How are you supposed to feel when you see a bigger bully push a smaller bully around?
It is a truly dirty and disgusting show, and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it, once I could comprehend about 70% of the words Tom Hardy growled.