That’s fair.

It doesn’t really add anything at all. It’s just a very well-made version. It’s light on content — fighting the same four bosses over and over is... boring. The weapons are decidedly imbalanced (Shield of Chaos is better than everything else, without question) and the resource management tapers off after 30 runs or…

Because that bullshit got us Donald Trump. 

Jillian Bar-berie! Jillian Bar-berie!

This is part of the joke, my friend.

keep trollin bb we here for u

Yeah, it’s largely garbage, but that’s true for virtually any genre of film. 

the genre is called “found footage”

But it’s not PERFECT and it’s not EXACTLY WHAT I WANT so I’m taking my ball and GOING HOME

cool, another 4 years of Trump will be much better

You don’t know the difference between “effect” and “affect” but you’re sitting here trying to look smart. Fuck you.

This album fucking rules.

I hope Erin Kate Dolan brings a blackjack to hold in her pocket for the next time this happens. Pull it out and aim right for the nose. He’ll never do that shit again.

Wow, that’s quite the take.

Didn’t Belichick have Brady sneak in a TD on 1st and Goal already up, like, 20 points? Even the smartest coaches in this league are total morons.

Serious question: do NBA teams hire personal chefs for guys with this level of potential? He looks like a serious candidate for MVP before the end of his rookie year — how could you not spend, say, $80k a year on someone to make sure he doesn’t drink Shirley Temples all day?

Football will become uninsurable once a certain generation of players reaches the age at which CTE manifests itself in a clear and unequivocal way.

This is good Kinja.

Football has over a million kids playing it right now. You wanna talk about a public health crisis? How about when we have a good portion of adult males walking around with early signs of CTE and little restriction on their ability to possess firearms.

This is your actual line of argument? What a fucking moron.