People like you have been trying to criminalize addiction for decades, and look where it got us.

Or he could’ve paid for the finest custom seatbelt money can buy. The problem here is that he’s probably the kind of guy who would jump in a river full of Super Cancer AIDS if you told him not to.

It is his choice. And it’s also my choice to call him a moron for having that opinion.

If you drive a $250,000 hunk of aluminum that can go 0 to 60 in under four seconds, maybe you should stop thinking, “That shit is uncomfortable,” and start thinking about what happens to your body if you lose control of the car.

With a seatbelt, I bet he’s sitting at home with a mild concussion and a sore neck and back. Without? Another idiot who thinks he’s harder than the pavement.

Yes, exactly. It’s the same as the rest of their platform:

Weather is a major part of the homelessness problem on the West Coast. Temperatures in the PNW rarely dip below 35 degrees, even in January. Cities in the Midwest can go months without breaking a high of 35.

It would require a federal expansion of the Housing Choice Voucher program, which is already in place. 

edit: I get it now

Didn’t I already say I was 12? ; )

Also, the idea that a governor can just end homelessness with the flourish of his quill is patently absurd.

It’s not sad. It’s disgusting. It’s greed from men who claim to be virtuous teachers of “life skills.” 

I feel like this is an enthusiast’s take. The Wagoneer looks like a jalopy with that color combo — the dated wood paneling suggests that the car was kept involuntarily.

When Goldeneye came out, I wanted that Z3 more than anything in this world. Also, I was 12. And all of this makes total sense.

It is a game! And about two million children, whose brains are in critical development stages, play it. Think about that next time you watch a professional player get knocked out cold.

“Consultants.”

Kids are stupid and this “senior staff writer” is obsessed with them. It’s fucking weird.

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scorching hot take

Michael Jordan picked Kwame Brown over Pau Gasol.