Great, now howabout on a console that’s actually worth having.

A) Where did I express surprise?
B) Skyward Sword isn’t good.
C) It’s not like I was looking for yet new remasters of WW and TP, just port the Wii U games. You know, like most of the Switch’s library was for some time after it’s release. 

*shrug* It’s not like they’re up against a time limit

For them to be put on a console that’s actually good for gaming and that people actually bought. 

I liked in the bit about Bravely Default 2 they said “a new trailer will be released after this presentation.” ...What is the direct for if not trailers?

Which was great for the half-dozen people that have a Wii U. Putting them on a console people actually have would have been considerably better.

What part of my comment suggested I was owed something? And what was it suggesting I was owed?

Hopefully the octopath guys remember to add a story this time.

Ah the absolute last Zelda game I wanted a port of... 

And that Noctis, of all characters, appeared in Tekken when it obviously should have been Tifa. Put Noctis in Soul Calibur. 

I have to admit that the not-being blinded by high beams in your mirrors is, at least, pretty compelling. 

In the PC port you can turn off the pre-battle sweeps in the Config menu, I don’t know if that’s in the Switch version or not. 

I’ve actually been pretty impressed with the redesigns for the Altima and Maxima.
But the knowledge that the engines would be a total drag definitely sours it. 

Chrono Trigger was more “this map has X number of fixed encounters” rather than really giving you any control over which fights you had.

How many times are they going to redo Astrologian?

Kinda like how the rest of the Shadow games are Assassin’s Creed ripoffs?

As usual, streamer news about someone of whom I have never heard and makes me feel old. But of all the stupidity exemplified by shitty guys in this story, the Minecraft quote sticks out to me for some reason.

But they were right...? The Wii U was a disaster.

Howabout they start including a bigger fucking memory card in the Switch, then?

I freaking hated that loyalty mission. Losing his loyalty because the target of his revenge takes off in a shuttle. Excuse me? Do we not have a fucking armed cruiser in orbit? Shoot it down!