It’s kind of weird that Gawker Media is directing so much snark at this teenager who at least seems to have realized that the world she was caught up in was not healthy and wishes to convey that message to others.

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

It sounds as if she repeatedly tried to help this man and his family when he was a child, but he dropped out of the two private schools for which she paid the tuition. That’s very different from his claim (funded and probably scripted by the National Enquirer) that she tried to adopt him and then abandoned him, so…

It honestly sounds like he fucked up big time by going to the national enquirer. Like, she used to give away cars to total strangers, she would have tried to help him.

I WANT TO KNOW MORE, OPRAH. INTERVIEW YOURSELF ON OWN.

I’m tired, or this post-class beer hit me quickly, my first thought was “ they smuggled them over to sell in their frumpy store?”

This is where a huge chunk of ISIS’s funding comes from. They only demolish and blow up what they can’t easily move, they loot and sell the rest on the black market.

So what’s going on in the parallel universe today, is Burlington Coat Factory involved in art forgery? Waffle House experimenting with cloning?

I’m actually surprised their museum doesn’t have fake tablets that say stuff about Jesus and fetuses on them.

Hobby Lobby, now funding terrorism.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THESE ASSHOLES ARE BUYING LOOTED ARTIFACTS FROM ISIS TO DISPLAY IN A GODDAMN JESUS MUSEUM?

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

Would it surprise me if these sanctimonious assholes were buying from ISIS in order to get “cool things” they wanted? No. No it would not.

The Greens are behind the funding of what they call the Green Scholars Initiative, which funds research for the Museum of the Bible. They collect ancient papyri in manuscripts - often found reused as cartonnage material in Roman period Egyptian mummy masks - and dismantle the mummy masks in order to recover the papyri…

it’s an indiana jones reference dude

You think they'd be crafty enough to make their own

I LITERALLY CANNOT ROLL MY EYES MORE THAN I AM RIGHT NOW

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

“Obamacare is like slavery. Abortion is like slavery. It’s OK because I’m black.”