Lucky her.

Have you ever considered making a comment without using the word "this"?

Darius Khondji behind the lens, one of the great DPs (until he got kicked off Panic Room and apparently just gave up).

She breathes through her skin.

As a fan of Fury Road I'd like to disavow James Frank's condescending um-excuse-me-but-it's-actually-an-exceptionally-well-directed-film-influenced-by-Kurosawa-so-maybe-you're-just-too-dumb-and-slow-to-get-it bullshit attitude. Just because you have bad taste in movies doesn't mean you should be talked-down to by a…

You could always call Jim Bakker for a few buckets of Cheesy Broccoli.

You can tell this is genuine because no parodist would ever be good enough to come up with the idea of spelling "until" like that.

Good grief some people can't handle the concept of differing opinions.

I don't think this is helping.

Yeah but what do you do with the LSD hangover?

Rules for draw and stud poker?

Its main function seems to be as an experiment in a sort-of hypertextual narrative style, where scenes are connected together by linkages in dialogue, as in a character or event will be mentioned in a scene, and then the next scene will be about that character or event, with no regard for chronology or any other kind…

…fired…

I'm gonna get something to eat!

Actually finished Infinite Jest and actually enjoyed it. Not sure if he pulled off what he was going for with the third act/ending, but all the digressions and Gately memories were still pretty fascinating to read. And the constant references to "anticonfluentialism" were a bit of a hint, so I was prepared for…

Make me.

You might want to read that first paragraph a little more closely.

Yeah, they really overplayed their hand with "theyve never even been on TRL".

Jesus, and I was shocked Noel only gave it a B.

At least he's better than Trevor Noah. [pulls at collar]