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The Australian version of that show had audience-members holding the cases, and they would win some money if they guessed correctly what was in their case before they opened it. It's still a pretty banal random chance-based concept, but at least it makes it a little more interesting than "model opens case, repeat 26

Right, Clockers is why he was hired by Simon. I liked Clockers as Spike Lee's heightened reality, but it hasn't held up very well as social commentary.

Boyz N the Hood is one of those movies that were hailed as raw and gritty and real when they came out (see also: Clockers) that have been made to look a little silly by The Wire. It's so schmaltzy; the music alone is enough to make you gag.

grovberg also wants to know how we can trust these so-called "scientists".

Clearly you're not familiar with the works of Takashi Miike. The title probably ends up being the tamest thing about it.

That's weird, he didn't even say Candlejack, I didn't th

What movie is that green fairy thing from the thumbnail in?

*Werner Park Madrid runs out crying*

A clickbaity article on a pop culture site written in an obnoxiously authoritative tone? Now I've heard everything.

Just looking at the shape of that woman's foot is making my skin crawl.

Lonesome Dove already seems extremely long-winded even after only a few pages, especially coming straight after Blood Meridian. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, but it'll probably take me a bit to settle into its style. McMurtry doesn't seem too concerned with economy of character description.

These men are cow…ards?

…what?

The new Todd Haynes one seems like a good choice.

Terrible review, Kyle. You only complained about Argo in four out of the five paragraphs. This whole article should have been dedicated to how outrageous it is that a Hollywood movie was historically inaccurate.

Looks like we're in trouble, Fallout Boy.

I'm old enough to have watched the show (though I never did) and I know who Ryan Hansen is because Party Down is awesome.

You could post that on every article.