Blue Velvet was one of the last films I saw of his, and my disappointed negative reaction is one of the few opinions I'm actually embarrassed about holding.

Of course it's OK. You're allowed to be wrong.

Except Fire Walk with Me is actually good.

I thought I would have the same reaction but I'd practically forgotten about it five minutes in.

And if you didn't toot so much.

I recently got an email from Hulu with a reference to the "Red Band Society trailer" and I was shocked that I hadn't heard that somebody had remade that crazy Billy Warlock movie from the '80s.

Seriously, November cannot come quick enough.

Got back into Isaac a few weeks ago, and now I only have to get Dark Boy and beat the Chest with Samson to get Platinum God. It's been surprising blasting through all these achievements I never thought I'd get; my relationship with the game has always been "I like it but I'm too bad at dodging to ever be truly good at…

Make me.

Kitano's Zatoichi?

Because I wanted to.

I stayed up way too late to pre-order this. I think I might have done it literally seconds after the Steam page went up.

Fake characters are the worst kind of characters. They're not even real, what the fuck.

No, you add the 75% to the 4 days, which would indeed come to a week.

Just started Rabbit Is Rich after finishing Rabbit Redux. I've reached the point where I can't tell anymore if Updike is writing a nuanced depiction of misogyny or if he just has a weird attitude towards women himself. It doesn't affect my enjoyment of the book, but it can get pretty emotionally exhausting after a…

I think the word "continues" should be somewhere in that headline.

I remember downloading that a few years ago because I thought maybe cartoon boobs and why not, right?, and the last thing I remember doing is some inane coin-flipping mini-game which I'm pretty sure was in the first ten or fifteen minutes. Was there ever even boobs?

You sound insane.

I think the major problem with Southland Tales is that Kelly apparently wanted to make a comedy and then didn't realise that to make a good comedy you have to do more than cast a bunch of comedians. For example, write some jokes. This is where the completely bizarre tone comes from. He tried to make a comedy and he…

Recruiting for the Swashbucklers Initiative.