I suppose that all depends on whether or not you've recently been released from a mysterious 15-year imprisonment.

Just finishing up Lolita, about which I don't have much to say beyond it's really good. The last act in particular has been beautifully bizarre.

Is this me?

Wow you completely missed the point of that book huh.

So is anybody reading these?

'Twas the season of season, and much season was seasoned that season.

Armand Assante is spinning in his grave.

That's one thing Buzzfeed left off their list.

You made him sad you horrible monsters!

Sorry, I was confused by your username, which seems to indicate that you're Jackie Chan.

Bit harsh.

Thank you, Jackie.

That's right, if you don't add "in my opinion" it becomes objective fact so you have to be careful.

Gilbert?

Stop crying, it will be OK.

I genuinely thought this was a TV review until I read "Runtime: 94 minutes"

He said his last article will probably run in August.

If you click on the bubble and then just keep scrolling it should clear it eventually.

cant believe u went there

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