*staring blankly off-screen*
"Boy, that Gaudi, huh? What a building he made."
"Yes."

The definition of pederasty would like to have a word with you.

"an Owen Wilson/Reese Witherspoon romantic comedy" directed by James L. Brooks.

According to baseless, unsubstantiated accusations. Also, I know the name is confusing, but I'm pretty sure Dylan is a girl.

He's a pederast now? When did that happen?

"Middle-aged" used to refer to people in their 30s. Now it's been pushed up to the 50s because nobody wants to be called middle-aged.

Or 14-year-old b…

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

I love the scene where Homer's telling Marge about how well he did at bowling. You can tell the actors are in the same room together. It reminds me of the scene in "Old Money" when the family is trying to decide where to take Grampa. ("Discount Lion Safari!")

We've all been there.

Haha, no dude, Technology 1 or 2 + Polyphemus is basically the most powerful combination in the game. The damage stacks so heavily you can defeat bosses in seconds, you have infinite range, and you don't have to worry about bombing yourself like with Epic Fetus. It pretty much guarantees you'll beat It Lives! and…

The show has a lot of problems at this point but he's not one of them.

Yeah why does this reviewer not base his grades on your reaction to the show? Kinda suspicious if you ask me.

Sometimes there's a man.

Maybe Nick Kroll can knock her up in time…

Welcome to the internet.

Jesus, dude, drop the stick.

Are you having a stroke?

I finally kicked my BoI habit, at least temporarily, after my most powerful run ever (Technology 2 + Polyphemus + Chocolate Milk + Brimstone. Seriously.) resulted in quick defeat at the hands of the Cathedral boss. Was pretty devastating to my ego, though in my defence Technology 2 is about the worst item you can have…

I think it and Eraserhead are his best movies, which should make a nice pair of bookends if he decides to retire from filmmaking before he directs another feature.