The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

He was just trying to warn Donald!

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

This is what “law enforcement” looks like in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave in 2016. We are neither.

Pfft. Hillary and Obama can cause a plane crash that only kills their target. If they were coming for Trump, they would not miss.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

If only they could have called Reno 911!

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

I look forward to Mike Pence chuckling softly as he shakes his head, then staring directly into a camera and denying this happened.

So I’ve heard the “they let you do it” = consent argument a few times now and it’s so gross. If somebody is too scared or shocked or polite to punch someone in the face for unwanted physical contact, that’s not consent. It’s more like resignation.

I really love this notion that if you sexually assault women and they don’t file a complaint, it magically stops being sexual assault.

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s

‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent.

Well, never mind that what Trump is basically saying is that he can grope a woman’s genitals without her permission, because most women wouldn’t dare to question a rich and famous man. Aside from that, how about the fact that the emails are emails - private documents exchanged between individuals that were hacked…

Yes, the DNC are in trouble. Definitely not the Republicans.

1. What damaging stuff? If you’re gonna try to troll, do it competently, okay?

The PANTSUITS 😍😍😍😍

No one cares about that. She’s white.