If Lisa Rinna mentioning how she got more for being in a Depends commercial than any paid acting gig in her career is any indication, she dancing intestined her way to being debt free.

She was a veejay on VH1 when I used to watch their wake up videos. Quite the career arc, I hope she got a shitload (pun not intended, but loved) of money for this.

I like to think they wrote the part for Kathy Griffin, and when she wasn’t interested all they could find in the resulting scramble for the shoot was a Lucy Ricardo wig and a woman willing to work for scale. Like, the original concept was the intestines walking around with a mic, doing some stand-up, maybe heckling…

He could, but it’s rightfully his and he may have his own heirs. The deceased likely didn’t leave those asshole nieces and nephews anything for a reason.

I can guarantee that this woman never called or visited her uncle and only popped up after she realized how much this unit might be worth.

What’s particularly crazy is that they’re not even children or siblings of the deceased -they’re *nieces and nephews*. WTF?

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

I assume they’re trying to spend as much of the campaign money as they can until the well runs dry.

The rift occurred when the reporters threw down their one dollar bills in appreciation for the dancers and Trump’s team went around picking them up on orders from Cheeto Voldemort himself. “Sorry, we aren’t being reimbursed for expenses anymore,” they explained sheepishly.

Are they just not even trying anymore? Or did the Trump people (not to mention the journalists) think this was somehow appropriate? And does Trump really have a communications director with the last name “Ditto”? So many questions. Although with Trump, it’s less “ditto” and more “what he actually meant by that was…

On par with cops turning off their body cams. That shouldn’t be an option. There shouldn’t even be an off switch to begin with. Why do they need to turn it off? What do you not want seen?

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

Right?

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

Jesus christ. That makes this look almost like an understandable mixup.

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

Miley Cyrus went door to door at the George Mason University dorms to make sure students are voting for Hillary.