I grew up with Wonder Woman. Cartoons, comics, dolls, TV show. She was an enormously empowering figure for girls then, and I think the occasional honoring of fictional characters as honorary ambassadors is wonderfully whimsical — in a world that could sorely use a little good-natured whimsy, particularly at the…

The worst part is, his bitchy little burn is so nonsensical it makes him look worse - anyone who would turn down Salma Hayek, one of the most beautiful women to walk the earth, for being too short as though that’s even a thing, is the one who comes off as the drooling idiot in that scenario.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

Donald, Donald, Donald. That is just pathetic. Sad!

Is anyone else completely incapable of lying? I can’t. I do the Santa thing but if my kids ever directly ask I won’t lie. The truth will just pour out. This is why my kids knew about where babies come from at a reeeeeally young age.

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!

You’re not wrong, but a flawed beginning is better than no beginning at all. No social justice / human rights movement has ever been an intersectional masterpiece from it’s earliest days, and most still aren’t.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

“Don’t judge me. You didn’t divorce Bill.”

It’s a solid Yes!

She doesn’t want to be there. She didn’t marry a disgusting bloated billionaire for this shit, she just wanted the yacht and penthouse and to fuck the pool boy when Trump was off sexually assaulting other women.

Melania always has a look on her face like she doesn’t want there. Like she’ll smile but it’s that smile you give just to be polite and it looks so obviously forced.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

Yeah, he actually started out pretty damn funny, telling the kind of jokes you’re supposed to tell at this kind of event. He was, dare I say, likable. The Melania joke was truly funny.

Just like at the debate, Donald started off appropriately enough and then absolutely cratered. In a room that should have been more friendly to Trump than most (a bunch of mostly monied conservative religious folks), he couldn’t but help but say something totally inappropriate and nasty about Hillary Clinton, and the…

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

Hillary cleaned his clock again, but here’s what is so dumbfounding about Trump’s claim that the election is rigged at the polls: