I’m on nothing besides my 162 verbal IQ. Writing is like breathing to me. It becomes so burnt into the circuitry of my limbic system that I fall into a hypnotized state, and the subconscious moves the hand in the direction it deems efficient and worthwhile. I am not even aware of what I am writing. The words flow…

Cara and Annie Clark (St. Vincent) are over and NOW Annie has been seen with Kristen Stewart! dun dun dunnnn

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

Wow I TOTALLY forgot about that, but yes she was (and Fred Armisen, puke, was dating Taylor’s costar Natasha Lyonne, aka my straight Caucasian wife)! I was thinking she was still w/ St. Vincent but she’s with Cara Delvigne (right?). 

But on a more serious note, I feel like this is all just in jest. There’s pithy little posts about straight people and are they/aren’t they hooking up all the time. I kind of like that mainstream sites are posting about potential queer couples the same way they would about straight ones.

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they…

Because there’s a hurricane coming for half of us and the other half just really want some fun gossip this Thursday, thankyouverymuch.

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?

Jewish Lesbian Power Couple

That kind of thing is why it’s confusingly. She’s capable of being so great and standing up to a lot of shit but then she’s also a vapid idiot who endorses some damaging conservative values.

I’m always reminded of this New Yorker Andy Borowitz headline whenever Megyn Kelly does anything reasonable. I do truly resent it.

...I hate not entirely hating Megyn Kelly.

*Criticizes Clinton*

We get it, Sean, she wouldn’t fuck you. Get over it.

I’m just glad that someone finally called Sean Hannity.

If I can offer a bit of advice, don’t wait until you start having sex. Get in touch with your body now in every way possible, through athletics, through masturbation and using vibrators/dildos as necessary. A key part of enjoying sex is knowing how to give yourself pleasure and you need to feel you own your own body…

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

You know what my idea of gentle fun is? Punching Bill O’Reilly in the nads until he pukes.

Whaaaaat. How did more than one person think this was ok? Yuk.