My favorite Sarah Palin moment.

I’m 5'3" and I hardly ever wear heels. When I’m feeling *fancy* I wear booties with like 1.5" heels. I just don’t give a shit.

But at least you’d be a comfortable lesbian.

I would wear Danskos. Alt-right folks would likely brand me a lesbian.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

She’s been dodging the draft her entire adult life (that’s what people are saying).

Trump had those bad feet.

Ovaries. Two of ‘em can you believe it. A terminal case.

However, only one of them couldn’t serve because they happen to be a woman.

I get so sick of this old left wing talking point. The so called “chicken hawks” all had valid reasons for why they did not have the privilege of serving their country in Vietnam:

Two problems with that. One is that Hillary Clinton is not a draft dodger. The other is that while she is a hawk, she doesn’t talk like this. Yeah, she wants to get involved militarily much more often than I’d like, but she is much smarter about how she talks about it than just pulling the tough guy card.

Hillary Clinton dodged the draft? We were so progressive 50 years ago...a gender neutral draft. 

His brain is too tiny.

That’s three times (at least) he has attacked veterans. Not by taking a knee during the National Anthem to protest something completely unrelated, but directly.

Before today, there were a lot of things to say to and about Trump supporters. Some of them funny, some of them mean, some of them silly if they weren’t so sadly accurate. But after this, there’s only one thing to say to anyone who plans on voting for that rancid piece of orange filth: fuck you.

They drafted women in the 60's???

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Plus his hands are too tiny

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?