“...and let me add that when you see a hole, you hit it.”

Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway!

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

That was tennis’s most severe backhand since McEnroe smacked Tatum O’Neal for hoovering up the last of the cocaine while he was in the bathroom.

And those people are George McGovern, Al Gore, and Hillary Clinton.

Whatever helps the fans forget they took Bowie over Jordan and Oden over Durant. 

This is great, what is it called “Zo makes a Big Decision” or something?

“Now let me get to my OTHER point, Max.

Obligatory:

“Bohemian Rhapsody”  ______.

Has he ever said “kimchi,” “Post Malone,” or “Deal Or No Deal”? Because I could get behind this.

Just consider it. Deadspin idiots try Barbershop (BarberChopped??) Quartet

He’s gonna win Comeback Player of the Year and I’m gonna go shower in liquid nitrogen when it happens.

How much is it in Zubaz?

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

Black Sails fans will tell you giving Jessica Parker Kennedy a girlfriend makes winners out of us all.

sorry, I meant “I only eat McDonald's while listening to The Eagles Greatest Hits because I'm OF THE PEOPLE DAMNIT."

Art.

My wife loves getting flowers and I love getting flowers for her!  It’s such an easy thing to pick up when you’re at the grocery store and there’s nothing that makes me happier than seeing her face light up when I hand her a bouquet!  In those moments where she’s excited to go get the vase to put them in, that’s when…