But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else
We’re lucky it isn’t right justified.
This would be great if only he hadn’t lazed out and went with default Calibri. You get my star for what could have been.
This firing was inevitable. Any organization that calls itself the Browns with helmets that are orange clearly does not care about Hue.
Watch out, Clevelanders! Yesterday it was Lue, today it’s Hue, tomorrow it could be you!
You’re the same color as the wall behind you, dude. That tan doesn’t need further work.
A horse getting the croup was the plot of the Red Pony.
Things that are not as soft as that technical:
Normal adults do not cry during Disney cartoons.
Hakeem Olajuwon was the absolute shit and a joy to behold.
I don’t know if it’s like this everywhere, but Costco’s gas is usually a good 25-30 cents cheaper per gallon than pretty much anywhere else around me. That membership pays for itself just in gas savings for us. And the Kirkland branded stuff is usually pretty inexpensive and still quality.
I once met Scott Van Pelt in the basement of my fraternity house. Had to be 95 degrees and he said: “I’m sweating like Patrick Ewing at the foul line”.
What’s the best activity to do as an old person/parent that was miserable when you were young and hip?
I don’t work for Jezebel, but YOU’RE HIRED!
I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE!
That’s about right. This was a flight I took from Newark to Shanghai and they go over the arctic circle.
"We're committed to transparency here at Gawker Media," - Best spit-take line I've read in awhile.
Tim, I only read this article. I did not click any hyperlinks or review this Marchman guy's work, but from what I read, in YOUR column. You are unquestionably the dick in this scenario. These are your own words too! How on earth do you post this and assume people will think you are anything but the apparently self…