Wait. You can ROTATE a pdf?

Baseball has always been a game of adjustments. Sometimes forced by the rules (lowering the mound height); sometime by strategy.

I get the feeling it is the Baltimore version of Cicero or Bridgeport in Chicago.

That is excellent Kinja, good sir.

“Hey. Don’t forget about us. We need a replacement for Vontaze Burfict”

That was just asking for a “peanut Punch.”   To the ball and the QB face...repeatedly.

The rest of us are going to have to work to ketchup with how special and saucy you are being. 

Well, in his defense, Bartolo was celebrating his home run.

Grape soda and Everclear  FTW

Take your +1, you magnificent bastard.

At some point Gruden’s dome will swell and eject the outer layers of his head, forming a sphere of super heated gas surrounding the shrunken, burnt core fragment that was once his skull.

I hear you. I clicked on a reference and ended up spending almost three hours there. That is a vortex that sucks you in like Sagittarius A.

Reminds of the George Carlin bit about the invention of the flame thrower:

I always thought it was Chuck Norris in Invasion USA.

“Happily, men’s trousers with codpieces have not come into fashion yet.”

The way The Stillers use Ryan Shazier as a PR puppet to pander to the Yinzers actually feel relatively good about how the Bears treated Johnny Knox and Zach Miller. A few updates, then they do things to help them quietly and, for the most part, behind the scenes.

Can’t wait for Drew to jump on this.

This just in! Here’s a whole new reason to add to the list!!

Agreed, the interviewer should have insisted that Rex toe the line of protocol.