Well, it appears that between the government, the lobbyists, the media, AND the ‘skins, everything in DC is Toxic. No wonder infections are commonplace.

I have a friend who only gets croutons for one purpose:

“Ooh, therein lies the rub.”

Damn... that is cold.  +1

Worst Jam bands to listen to while golfing:

Although I still think Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington and Rev. Pix Butt got hosed.

How about King Tut?

Roger Goodell: *considers fining the small little bone*

No. That would be a different story about Katy Perry “revealing” something...

“The PA state Capitol has a hallway with portraits of about a dozen House Speakers. This being Pennsylvania, three of them became corrupt and ended up in prison.”

anyone who saw his rendition of “Take me out to the Ballgame” a couple weeks ago would say there is a better option for a nickname.

“AB has 5 kids with 3 different women. I don’t think he’s a fan of wearing any helmet.”

All I can say is:

+1 Supersized

I used to “call Keith Olberman,” but my co-workers got suspicious when I kept yelling “from Way downtown...BANG!” upon completing.

I guess that depends on how pampered he is.

Don’t even get me started on what Marc fucking Trestman must have been ingesting when he was coaching the Bears.

Goose Gossage agrees.

Leave it to Saints fans.