Fun fact: Robbie Gould just built a new home in the Northern Chicago Suburbs.

Okay...I’ll do it...someone has to.

Alas, we do not have Hawk Harrelson around to complain about Hernandez...

Living in Illinois sucks for a number of reasons: Draconian taxes (that are about to get worse), Corrupt state government run by a even bigger greedy narcissist than Trump, whose been in power since the fucking Carter Administration, Abysmal roads due to the corrupt state government.

Yes....dear.

Excellent Kinja.  +1

The weirdest small town shit I ever saw was when i had to go visit my first wife’s grandparents in Arkansas. You had the usual things: town name on water tower, General store, old school barber shoppe (with a functioning barber pole) park in in the middle of the town square that had an oak tree that was 183 years old.…

All hail, Son of Wayachi!

The article is right, there’s nothing good in this world.

I fully expect Bumgarner to throw at Javy Baez’s head at the start of his first at bat.

+1 very good Kinja.

“What do you think I’m gonna do? I’m gonna save the fuckin’ day.”

If they get George Hamilton, I will totally lose it!  

Absolutely. I totally get where you are coming from.  

“We would have also accepted ‘What is Jack In The Box’ as a correct response”.

Hey, don’t forget Pequod’s Pizza.  

That $18 Million offer was for one year; the $45 million deal from the Cubs is for three years (I am presuming it is prorated for 2 2/3 years now). It actually works out to $15 million per year.

Are you saying that for the news on Kimbrel, or that the Brewers just got outscored 24 - 3 the last two days by the MARLINS?!

Always good to see people taking a new gif for a spin.

Apparently Florida Man has moved to Arizona.