Holzhauer didn’t go about his business with much in the way of flair. His shirts tended to be louder than he was.

I agree.  I read the book first and was supremely disappointed at the direction the movie went.  

The same could be said about Cincinnati and their claim that Skyline Chili is edible.

The Drake curse lives. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

This video just made a frustratingly crappy day infinitely better.

+1 for some excellent Kinja.

Didn’t Gamera attend a Charter School that emphasized Gymnastics...

The image of a centuries-old, medieval tyrant Vampire wearing a replica 1992 USA dream-team basketball jersey made the heroic leaps even more hilarious.

Witches Steal My Semen will be the name of the first album of my new Goth-Metal/Fusion Jazz ensemble, Erotic Topiary. It will be epic! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

A day where you get to see a film with Charles Dance chewing scenery in it is a good day in my book.

Came here to lighten the mood with puns referencing Composer Richard Strauss, but I am to disgusted by the proceedings to do so.

Required:

Holy Crap Drew. I had a feeling things had been rough; but Damn!

Nandor lamenting to his potential victim about his country dissolving in 1402, and him losing his appetite thinking about it was hilarious.

Can someone please slap the crying Jordan face onto Stephen A’s head?

Fuck him!

The spirit of Nick Denton, it seems, lingers...

Rule 34 to the rescue!

Hey...tap the brakes there.