Or Lauren Hutton from Once Bitten. 

No mention of Gary, Frank, George, or even Lauren (more obscure reference).

Or George Hamilton; making a joke about how “Gary and Frank couldn’t make it, so I told them I’d fill in.”  Then do a line about hitting a blood bank.

Throw a leather Duster on him and he’s back to being Breacher!

“most people would agree that being a starting quarterback for an NFL franchise beats out playing summer ball somewhere in the Midwest in front of a crowd of a couple thousand.”

felt it move when (s)he tugged

Well, we already knew he peed in the suit.

Like every other Republican, there’s an agenda behind it.

This is Deadspin. They would never just laugh it off and moved on.

For us middle aged Dr. Who fans, putting together a classic Master cosplay is pretty easy. Yes, you can go with a business suit, but I prefer the classic Black Nehru Jacket, with matching pants, black leather gloves and optional shades.

For us middle aged Dr. Who fans, putting together a classic Master cosplay is pretty easy. Yes, you can go with a…

An accurate representation of the current Bulls management:

another thing to consider is that the man writing this article once proudly wore this shirt:

Holy shit. If there is a musical equivalent to Colin Robinson on “What we Do in the Shadows”, it’s this energy draining, self-indulgent dreck.

Didn’t Chopped Cock block open for Judas Priest at Poplar Creek (near Chicago) in ‘83?

People ask me: “How do you decide whom to vote for in NOTY tournament?”

Yeah.  kinda stinks.

Agreed. I blame the SJWs..and the godless Hollywood Left. (looking at you BALDWIN!)

• “Shots, shots, shots, shots.”

They need more reasons for Nandor to need “creepy paper”.