“...You slice a stale loaf of nice bread into cubes, fry the cubes in a shitload or oil and butter, add a bit of salt...”

Take off Hoser!

Soo...kinda like the ending instrumental part to “Layla”?

I was hoping AoS would be able to use the Leader.  That would have been intriguing.  

I feel like I am Under Siege from all these movie pun references.

Actually, in 1992 several American Martial Arts greats challenged Seagal after he said he could beat any martial artist in the world. Most of them at the time were over 50.

I heard the Gene LaBell story from a stuntman who was present at the incident.

I concur.  Ionosphere Torres is levels above the other, Earth-bound names.

I so want a Pope Thrower/ Rev. Pix Butt final.

Kamala was doing that well before his brief stint in the then WWF.

Is anyone else waiting expectantly for the annual DeadCast  reading of the names?  Drew is gonna love some of these.

For some reason, the 15 year old in me giggled at the reverse of your suggestion..

I would be okay with it, but I am still campaigning for a Pope Thrower vs. Rev. Pix Butt Final.

“Justice Chub”

Can you just imagine how Hawk Harrelson would have handled this?

In this case, your nine-year-old self would be correct.

This deserves all the stars.

Mark Hamill is the best Joker, followed by Nicholson, then Romero.

Right now Goose Gossage is having a fucking conniption, followed by a meltdown over this.

Blatherskite! Thou maketh me chuckle at your exposition to the point whereth the coffee I was enjoying was most verily spat out with ferocity upon my viewing screen.