The sad thing is that there is a good chance his career will be ruined if he is drafted by the dumpster fire that is the current Bulls management/coaching staff.

Shown above: A demonstration of the famed “Caesar Izturis  Maneuver.”

+1 for your Moniker, My frent.

+1 This made me hard enough that i had to Take Five.

Agreed!  I laughed so hard, I had to Take Five.

The best analyst of any sport I’ve heard in the last ten years is Steve Stone for baseball.

Clinton once said he owned an El camino in which he had installed astro turf.

Johnny probably gave him a Peoria Handshake.

When Haslam was ranting about how hot he wanted the Browns brand to be, he reportedly brainstormed “Cleveland Browns! Piping...NO! Steaming hot! Cleveland Steaming  Hot! that’s it.”

When US Cellular had naming rights to Comisky, it was instantly dubbed “The Cell”

Nope...nope...

True, but being Chicago, the fans are genetically coded to mispronounce the names. I submit past and current examples:

Just put some flames on it and then you got a thing right there!

I’d buy an El Camino if I can get the “Bill Clinton” edition:

Chartreuse & Neon Purple pullover windbreaker FTW 

Wow. Something that bat-shit crazy sounds like a subplot from a season of Gotham.

Don’t forget the infamous “loaded coffee” used during the 40s and 50s.

If Ozzie Smith is in, then you have to look real hard at including Vizquel.

I lived in Central Illinois, the proverbial front-line of the Cub/Cardinal fandom rivalry for 20 years. That area is literally 47.5% each Cub or Cardinal fans, with 5% White Sox fans .  I know from personal experience that most Cardinal fans ARE sanctimonious pricks.