Is he channeling Goose Gossage??

Milwaukee IS underrated. Beautiful lake shore, good music scene (including a very good orchestra) and the new Bucks arena is amazing.

5. Getting hit by a bus driven by an intoxicated Bernie Brewer, then getting teabagged by Clark the Cub.

+1 for the Agent Piper reference.

Romo was consistently very good with a few moments of greatness, and a few total bonehead moments.

Otters too.  Otters rock.

Take your +1...and in honor of Drew’s recovery, this token of my approval:

“A similar strategy got Billy Beane a book and a movie.”

Take your +1, sir.  That was some good kinja.

There’s “Mayhem” commercial in there somewhere...

Well...since you mentioned it. this is now obligatory:

Glad to see you were able to keep some of your sponsorships after your horrific leg injury.

He’s gonna plow her like an Iowa corn field.

obligatory...

Is that like Cody Parkey always making his wife’s “uprights” messy?

+1

and a cousin named Demi-Glaze

Better than the way Smith pronounces Bachelor, is how he says “CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!”

I haven’t see Kinja this good since the comments when Drew won Chopped..

+1 with a dangling Marlboro...and an absence of herd immunity.