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Optimally?  He takes a piss on the Star while flipping off Jerry.

“Redemption over being labeled a bad teammate is over-rated.”

Rumor has it Ronny Woo-Woo flipped to the South Side. Also, the Sox are reportedly bringing back Ribbie and Roobarb, so that makes three more.

One report stated the White Sox would offer Harper a three-year deal at 32 million per year, with a player option for the fourth year. That way Harper could go back into the free agent market again before he turns 30.

Wow.  +1 for exposing us to this work of art.

Love curly fries, shoestring fries, et al. Love me a good Central Illinois
Horse-shoe (or “Pony-shoe” as it’s called in Peoria).

You’re good. Actually, some of that Colorado gear just looks cool, especially the Avs stuff. I still break out the old Mike Alstott Bucs jersey occasionally just because the color scheme is cool.

So, does that make me an Asshat for getting my 2-year old Grandson a Javy Baez jersey for Chirstmas this year? Does it make slightly less douche-baggish if it is an away jersey?

I’ll take a Central Illinois Horseshoe over something like the greasy cardboard laden with crap they call pizza any day!  

At the time of their arrest, one of the officers told them, “Urine trouble now boys.”

Give us more Streaky!

ALL HAIL OUR BLUE AND FUZZY OVERLORD!

Well, Lex IS supposed to be showing up later in the season...

I was going to say something really positive about how dominating the Chicago Defense looked, even without Kahlil Mack, but seeing as how bad Buffalo’s Offense was, a line from “Dangerous Liaisons” came to mind:

+1 never gets old.

This guy is the modern day Jeff George, but without the cancerous locker room presence.

Have you seen the recent lawyer ads with Javy Baez?