Next, NBC will bring back the Glow Puck.

+1 with four clicks on an exploding pen.

“Who knew a metal band needed bongos?”

“The last time I was in Chicago, I had goat chili at this place and lemme tell you something: goat chili is the truth.”

I blame Flashpoint. Only a fucked up timestream could explain McCarthy still having a job.

I’ve already added it to my business cards and Resume.

“Now let me get to my other point Max! __________...………. is bad”

He obviously harnessed the power of his sex belt.

Definitely more thought went into his plan than buffalo puts into its offense.

Is Dildo Court a new sitcom on the Playboy channel?

I could see how that would rub Bills fans the wrong way. Thinking Peterman is a viable option at QB tugs at reality.

Well worth the effort, sir. You deserve a Peoria Handshake for that...just not form me. I draw the line at the +1.

Don’t forget Zepplin 4, Fleetwood Mac Rumors, and Frampton Comes Alive!

I got your back:

Depends on the Jazz. If you go with New Age, or Andreas Wollenweber, Kenny G, or even Return to Forever (although I love Chick Corea), then it’s a trip to snooze-ville while chopping Broccoli or measuring ancho chili powder.

This reply wins the internet. +1 for sowing such Compassion for your fellow man.

The scary thing is that, unless it was a present, Drew also chose to buy the infamous “Chopped polo”.

Well played sir...well played.

Now, Big Johnson t-shirts...