“I’m not your inappropriately funny uncle; I’m your inappropriately touchy uncle.”

That may THE most intense face I have ever seen...

“MLB is being squirrelly about the full video of Harper’s final round,”

No love for “Whoa NELLY!”??

Keith Olberman’s  “He hit the ball real hard.” was good too, but only because of the fake incredulous voice he would use.

Why thank you sir, for mentioning some of my greatest line. You truly have TWTW, which is much more important than OPS, WAR. or any other of that saber metric gobbledy-gook.

Everyone talks about Harry Caray as the quintessential Cubs broadcaster, but I grew up watching Jack Brickhouse doing Cub games. I’ll take his “Hey Hey!” over “Holy Cow” any time. FIGHT ME!

Insert Bill Clinton reference here...

Well, still more impressive than not getting past the intro...

Just do a frigging documentary with Morgan Freeman narrating and be done with it.

I hate myself for laughing at your comment...

HI-OH!

Random observations:

I can not fucking believe you did not include a God Damn “sexy Ian Malcolm” pic for the Jurassic Park collection.

Agreed...I remember morons, mostly Packer and St. Louis Cardinal fans, saying “WHASSSUUUUUP” well into the 2000's.

Actually, this is going to become the dumpster fire to end all dumpster fires...
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I do NOT want to know about his happy ending...

Hannah has does done some great work, no doubt, but making her colleagues look like idiots on camera?  They do a good enough job of that on their own.

I was fortunate enough to be in Soldier Field when Walter Payton broke the Rushing NFL record, I was on the Bears side line.    That was an amazing experience.