Yeah...that’s always been the main criteria...

If you look up the term “douchebarge with a punchable face” This is what comes up

Dear Kyle,

Beethoven is great, and I am sure a lot of people will say Mozart>Beethoven, but I have to go with Richard Strauss, with Mahler a close second

You win the fucking internet for the week.  I wish I could give you all the fucking stars.

More like this one...

Came here expecting a crapload of Led Zepplin title puns...

I had totally forgotten about that commercial. Scottie looked so...well...stiff.

which category does Magary fall into??

I think Hernandez was entranced by the sheer voluminous Grandeur of Justin Turner’s beard. 

+1 with neck-beard.

I didn’t know Will Wheaton was such a fired-up soccer fan...

Naughty, naughty boy!

+1

Rule 34 is a thing, y’know...

“I think he’d make an adorable Cornelius in Hello, Dolly!”

+1 for the Piper/Vasquez reference

They only hard and fast rule is “DAMMIT BARRY!” must be included in all responses.

If Deadspin discovers he is with the LGBT community, then they’ll change their narative.