Take your +1, you magnificent Bastard!

“shortstop-cum-top”

That’s only because they ruined David Carr. Poor kid spent the first several years of his career running for his life behind offensive lines that had more leaks than a collander. Look at Derek Carr to see what happens when you put a young QB behind a capable O-line.

...and the party that has controlled Detroit for what, 50+ years has NO culpability in the decline of a once great city? If you want to see that on a State-wide level, look a little southwest to Illinois. People are leaving Illinois in droves. Corruption, draconian tax policies that strangle small businesses and…

Rex was just distracted by Beth’s open toed shoes.

Take your +1, you magnificent Bastard!

My puking vocalization has been sounding remarkably similar to “OSKEE” for about 2 decades now.

Heh heh..Stone Pony. I gotta tell ya. THE BEST I ever saw at picking up porn star tail? YAZ! Bar none. Mercy!! Why after a double header in New York, Yaz and I went out with Mickey Mantle to this bar. Well, in walks Seka and Annette Haven. Within twenty minutes, Ol’ Yaz tosses me the keys to our rental car and…

The war chant was bad, but it’s small potatoes compared to Pekin High School in Pekin, Illinois.

“There is actually a French hospital that prescribes wine to patients. That is peak France. “Honh honh honh have zis wine for your colon canzere, monsieur.”

I call your ZF-1 and raise you the Bambino.

Take your +1, you Magnificent Strap-on Bastard!

+1 with the sound of a shower and rhythmic flesh slapping.

I say.. I say +1, you Magnificent Bastard.

Damn! As a Bears fan, I thought Cutler’s standard “Don’t Care.” look was bad. But Goff’s visage surpasses that by a country mile.

Take your +1...

Bill Clinton was the fucking president when they were an expansion team.

Counterpoint: The Bills have these fans:

Do walleye go for mueslix?