I cannot wait for meathead fans like “Bob from Bridgeport” to call the Score and bitch about how they should have kept “John MaGowan” (the meathead pronunciation of Josh McCown) and ask if “Kyle Orkman” is still available.

“Ya spelled Orkman wrong.... also, dey shouldna gotten rid of Magowan!

Take your +1, you Magnificent Bastard.

For Michael, the 27 year old, who had never operated a grill:

Take your +1 for your pun-tificating

Holy shit. I haven’t seen ankles collapse like that since that one Barry Sanders run.

Not wearing a helmet is a tradition.

Take your +1, you Mmagnificent Bast....err

Take your +1 you magnificent bastard!

If you’re in the Chicago area and hit Six Flags in Gurnee, take Route 21 south about 10 minutes to Libertyville and hit Austin’s. If you have kids in tow, they have a sizable family friendly section.

Excellent traditional Midwest cuisine; amazing steaks, terrific BBQ, and several pasta dishes that will not only please…

We had a Happy Joe’s in Macomb, IL, not far from the Western Illinois University Campus. A marginal step above Little Caesar’s.

Take your +1...and an eye-roll from the Cavalry.

Well done sir.

More importantly, which MLB player is Hanjo?

Take your plus 1 (with a Steve & Garry t-shirt), you magnificent bastard!

what about Danks??

DDG, ol’ buddy, y’know you was always had a silky smooth, soothing voice in dreams? YAZ!

Right now Hawk is thinking up nicknames for Eloy for when he gets called up in September.

But What about Danks?

Agreed. Best on the market.