The obvious question all Sox Meatball fans have concerning this prize package is:

Everyone associates Harry Caray with the Cubs; but for me, Jack Brickhouse was the man.

“That Kris Bryant kid is okay, but he’s no Todd Frazier.”

Wow... Long Duk Dong from Sixteen candles did NOT age well.

...or Cincinnati baseball.

There’s Norway in hell I am going to not give you a star for that pun.

Hmmm..Hobbyhorse Parkour? like across roof tops?

The Japanese will just add tentacles to the horses...they LOVE tentacles...

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Now THAT is a very good doggie.

And no Dad look is complete without...

I believe it was George Carlin who suggested that the Dover, Delaware official slogan should be:

+1 You magnificent Bastard!

Throw a Snorlax into an industrial sized smoker for about 30 hours. Use a mix of maple and peach wood...moist, juicy, smoky goodness right the fuck there.

The twenty front-flips: Athletic-definitely, but not really marital arts

In the battle of action star names: Shaft Cubit vs. Cash Masters

Underwood’s long term success primarily depends on one thing: Recruiting the Chicago and, to a lesser extent, Peoria areas.

A few things to remember about my namesake:

“Here, hold my beer.”