I remember the guys who were half-assing it through games and downing ho-hos during time outs.

Is that like a Schiano man?

My elite Eight:

Meanwhile, the Deplorables in flyover country are, of course, putting their money on:

Meanwhile, having got his ticket punched by winning his conference tournament, despite a losing record, Bumper Pool is just happy to be in the big dance.

Chardonnay Pantastico!

+1 Excellent Kinja there, sir.

Shaft Cubit sounds like it belongs here:

Boers and Bernstein called. They want their bit back.

I think Goose Gossage had an aneurysm watching that. 

“Stop beating off and watch less porn”

Umm..You spelled Chicago Bulls wrong.

+1 That is some good Kinja right there...

+1 Well done sir...wait

Hawk: “Well... Whadd’ya know Stone Pony. Heh..heh Mercy! Finally, someone upstairs listened to me and done gone and hired my ol’ buddy Scotty Pods! He’s got tons of TWTW that he’ll teach to those younguns. Now, all we need is to get Aaron Rowand back on board to teach our outfielders how to unnecessarily run into…

YAARR!!!

+1 and wewease Bwian!

Best explanation of FOLEY:

Agreed, but not as much one punch power as this guy: