Agreed, although the man who inflicted the open office idea upon the world insists it is an excellent idea and we just don’t want it to work. This is despite of repeated studies showing it hurts productivity. 

Not an alias. She doesn’t even have her Facebook on private. If you need to vomit for any reason, you can go to her profile and see her “friends” fawning all over the story and her. 

I love a good frappe. I used to work around the corner from a fantastic Greek restaurant that everyone in my office liked, so we were there often. On their menu, they listed frappe as “the Greek conversation drink”. No kidding. I thought I was basically getting an iced instant coffee but I was not prepared for it to…

Same. We need a little separation for the heart to grow fonder. Right now, we’re just happy to plop on the couch and stare at netflix. It doesn’t help that our elderly dog insists on cramming between us after the kids are in bed. 

It clings too closely to the 1950's original but the thing I hate most about this movie is the condom/seatbelt joke. My dad loves it and has used it regularly starting around the time I was 13 and it made me so uncomfortable! He said it to a friend of mine and it just so happened that she’d told me she was about to…

He later gave a non-apology that managed to be worse than the one given by fellow Oprah-approved-charlatan, Dr. Oz.

Luckily for all of us, she’s said that she has zero interest in being president and I can’t say I blame her. 

Pushing daisies! And I don’t even like pie.

The photo was originally taken in 2014. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2544666/Ivanka-Trump-Arabella-baby-Joseph-three-happy-campers-snack-smores-fort-living-room.html

Who has a bunch of brooms? I have a swiffer and think I’m pretty average on that count. 

I was wondering that! Granted, I grow babies on the rather large end of the scale, that kid looks younger than my nine month old.

This is simply how I buy toilet paper. 6 months at a time through subscribe and save. People mocked me before...

 Was it Rio Lindo? I used to go to (non-Adventist) summer camp there. 

I went to Catholic school and, rebel that I was, tried communion once. It was worse than matzah. It dissolved into a paste in my mouth and had a slight aftertaste which was weird because it hadn’t tasted like anything to begin with. 0/10 would not eat again

I used to have a (non-Jewish) colleague who loved matzah. She would get so excited when I brought in what was left over. It was confusing but certainly beat throwing out the random bits when prepping for pesach the following year. In college, I had a housemate (also not Jewish) who ate all my matzah right before the…

I could get not wanting to believe your brother is capable of that, especially if he fed her some BS story. But not the husband. Nope. Something is up with that combo. 

Who says they’re all seeing the same teachers at the same time? There might be some overlap or simply filling an additional need that isn’t being well addressed elsewhere.

I can’t understand the anus bleaching. Having seen many naked butts, they’re already plenty pale, anuses see even less sunlight!

Does Air France have a budget fleet? This would easily be their livery. French feeling (yes, I know stripes on the French flag are vertical) but without any consideration to aesthetics. 

Also readily available on Amazon is “virginity soap” (a combo of palm oil, glycerin, and witch hazel meant to “tighten” one’s vaginal area) and something called Pretty Privates meant to bleach one labia, anus, and nipples. I’m going to go curl up in a ball now.