My FWB from college would apparently travel from the Netherlands to NYC. Here’s the thing. If the sex requires the purchase of an airline ticket, make sure you’ve either confirmed the other person is interested or (less ideally) booked other plans in case they’re not. FWB contacted me after 4 years of silence to say…

Yes! Good Omens looks like a perfect escape. A kinda weird movie about an apocalypse that isn’t meant as horror or a hero story with a great cast.

And then you hide them away from anyone with whom you might share your home because you don’t want them used for random, around-the-house sort of stuff. 

Also, when you’re younger, you can do the longer hours and intense scheduling. There are jobs that I wouldn’t do now but am very proud to have done when I had the physical and psychological stamina for it. 

Yes. It is somewhere in French Polynesia. Even if you could find somewhere cheap to stay there, the airfare would cancel out any savings over a closer, pricier location. 

I can only imagine what Harry’s idea of a normal, down-to-earth childhood is. The life of one of his mega-rich but non-royal chums? Yes, his mother tried to give him a more grounded life than his father had lived but it’s still miles away from the life of even comfortably well-off people. 

Good luck finding one for big boobs at any torso size. Maybe because I refused to pay a lot for the suit. Your best bet would probably a tankini set so you can get a different sized top and bottom. Also, peeing is easier and peeing at 39 weeks can pose its own challenges to begin with.

Facepalm.

I’m guessing she got into a cycle of chugging one after the effects of the previous one had worn off. Her body was exhausted but she just chugged more to compensate. That cycle, plus her other health issues, led to terrible sleep and continued the problem.

Or she was riding a rollercoaster of energy surges and then precipitous dropoffs which really should have been followed by sleep. Instead she drank another upper to compensate. Or all of these things. 

Perhaps this inability to form an actual argument for discussion is why he dropped out of an unaccredited “Christian” correspondence law school to become an unlicensed electrician.

That assumes they really care about the “murder” aspect of it and don’t just want to punish women for being slutty sluts who have sex when they don’t want to conceive a child. The resulting baby being a fitting punishment for her misdeed.

Not the worst move but a good lesson in knowing who you can depend on when moving...

Wow. Glad that turned out well. The SA near me is apparently very picky about what they’ll accept. My friend was moving overseas and had more or less an apartment full of furniture to give away and what he didn’t sell to them. They said he’d have to pay them if he left it because they’d be taking it to the dump. It…

I’m not bothering with typing out my story. This one’s a winner. 

I kinda like spiders because science, but I shrieked and wiped imaginary spider webs off my arms when I ready that. Shudder.

I realize this pissing contest is over but I have an entry for stupidest claim of spoiler: 

That’s...just not how it works. Out of curiosity, were they even remotely correct about the size?

They really do! The next time my mom comes to visit, I’m dragging her to my good bra store because I know she wears the wrong size and it is hurting her.

That is so frustrating! The right bra is so hard to find, especially because chantelle is great for sexier bras that fit big boobs well. I’ve had a similar issue but I also had a baby and nursed for a year in between, so the change is definitely on my end. I was lazy about it and now I’m pregnant again, so I’ll be…