I refuse to put punctuation in my children’s names.

So, basically, Alec Baldwin was every person who has ever been sent to court-ordered group anger management classes. I know because I used to teach them. Every session would invariably include people saying how they weren’t as bad as other people in the class and a defense of their actions in whatever brought them…

Yup. I tried it smoked, in a truffle, and in a cake. It wasn’t for me. I already have a pretty mellow personality, so that part didn’t help. I would literally sit in a corner (for support) and stare at my feet. None of the fun, laughing bits. Ecstasy, on the other hand, that shit was fun. Luckily, I realized after…

It’s almost as if life isn’t a simple Disney story where good people are always pure and innocent and the villains do nothing but harmful things. Ugh. 

Apps like onTime rely on getting accurate information from the relevant transit agency. Good luck with that from NJT. 

If it isn’t clear that the wedding is adults only. That isn’t automatically the case. 

We had wedding crashers at our wedding who were actually fine because of their specific circumstances. The venue we got married in was big and strategically laid out so they could have two simultaneous events. A bridesmaid and a few of her friends weren’t feeling the dancing at their very religious wedding…

Yes! The car racing! My husband and I were going to go to Finland for our honeymoon so we could do one of those courses where you drive beater cars around the woods and learn rally-style driving. That and floating down a river in a water-tight suit while drinking heavily. Sadly, it had to be put off in favor of…

Slovenia. 

“ive learned my lesson over and over again...”

Honestly, not that shocking to me but I’ve become pretty bitter on the topic.

I had assumed that Australia has a president in addition to a prime minister and that person had corrected Melania. Apparently, no. It really was Donald.

I remember my dad telling me that when I was a child and thinking that he was incredibly stupid for even asking. 

They are. I grew up with huge zoos (San Francisco, San Diego, Bronx) as my local zoo, so my definition of small is relative.

He could still face some sort of financial punishment. His estate could be left holding the bill. Not being actively barred doesn’t end those duties. Neither does being dead. 

Seriously! Attorney-client privilege never expires, even if one of the parties does. Without a court order compelling him to flap his jaw, this guy should have stayed quiet. 

We have a small zoo near us and my son adores it. It is light years away from the zoos I went to as a kid. No bars, naturalistic landscapes, and (rather importantly) a place to withdraw from public view whenever they want. Not perfect but so much better. 

The two girls finished 4th and 5th in the state championships, they seem to be doing just fine.

If this weren’t a wrestling match, I’d be inclined to agree with you. Physical contact with opponents within the general scope of wrestling practices, is to be expected. 

Also, the email they sent out sounds like an opinion poll more than a binding vote.