But they could just pull the footage, zoom in, enhance, and get a perfect picture. It always works on all of my favorite tv shows!

I’d wondered about this. I know some music journalists had written about all the RHCP members doing some bad stuff, but I don’t recall the details. My assumption had always been their lack of current popularity, but I guess if they’re at the grammys they haven’t faded away totally. 

You’re hardly the first person to point that out. I’ve learned to live with it.

Bonus points for the surprise twist ending!

I’ve seen multiple jerkings-off. The one that annoyed me most was a homeless dude who laid across all the seats with a jacket over his face that didn’t quite cover his full hips. It was Monday morning rush hour on the F. This was when they were extending the G to Church Ave, so there were often extra delays. After…

Twitter tells me that she’s 21 so she probably thinks she’s being edgy and subversive.

Well, this seems to align with anti-fat feelings in the wider US society. Specifically the belief that fat people are bad, lazy, and stupid. Why not tack on spiritually deficient too?

And some who even fuck their stepdaughters. 

I went to an elementary school like that and was then shocked when I went to a middle school where the head priest seemed to barely want to acknowledge Vatican II. He was also a pedophile. The difference was shocking but I’m not Catholic so I could just kinda observe it like an anthropologist. 

Makes sense especially in a country where the Church gets to insert itself in most any part of Irish life, starting at the ability to even attend public school.

This sounds incredibly familiar. 

My favorites are the ones where they were scholarly powerhouses. Less titillating than the lesbians and orgies, but probably took a lot more work.

When you’re fucking your way into the wealthiest social circles, I imagine everyone is a terrible friend and probably a terrible person. 

I too am sensitive to needing frequent bathroom breaks due to a tiny human currently using my bladder as a trampoline for the 2nd time. Still, this 5 minutes thing is absurd.

Does she live less than 5 minutes from the school or did she piss herself to get there? 

Depends on where you live.

In my last pregnancy, I spent a good 20+ minutes on my phone, determining whether the amazing triple cream something or other that my father had bought was actually pasteurized. This isn’t as much of a given where he lives. One company makes the cheese and they don’t have a website but some other store sells them…

It is literally in the text of the RHA that it is allowing abortion after 24 weeks if the relevant medical professional decides the fetus isn’t viable or the abortion is necessary to protect the patient’s life or health. The doctor has to make that medical finding first, otherwise they’re still breaking the law. So…

There are a lot of guys who think the head pushing thing is somehow sexy and part of “setting the mood” . Maybe they find it a sexy power thing, I don’t know. However, I’ve been in situations when I was consensually, enthusiastically about to or in the middle of going down on a guy and he did that. They were genuinely …

So long as it was girls, who cares. But any of them been a queer man in an adult, consensual relationship? They’d ridden out of town on a rail.