Can you imagine how awful they must be in bed?

That’s an amazing business idea! I would buy those madlibs.

My two roommates were away and I woke up at 2:30 am, hearing two unfamiliar voices in the apartment. A few moments later, my bedroom door opened and I froze. One of the people said, “Uhhhh, someone’s already in here, damn.” They were gone by the next afternoon. I contacted my roommates in a fury, one of them had a…

I just listened to it! You did not lie. It was fantastic. I want to be Nicole Byer’s friend so badly. But not the one with the long finger nails.

Just added it to my list! Thanks for the recommendation. Can’t wait to hear her thoughts on Guy Fieri’s food at Burbank. it sounds like a recipe for comedy gold. 

No. They haven’t gone to trial yet. This looks like it was a pre-trial motion, so he’s arguing against it being a possible charge at trial at all. Likely because it will be a lot easier to convict because the prosecutor won’t have to prove anything around consent. They’re separate charges with different elements.

Depends on what you want to do with it.

Whenever we travel, I like to pick up a Dunkin Donuts croissant with egg and cheese. No meats and no hash browns. It does not live up to any culinary standards but it is completely satisfying. 

I imagine he could bring in some pretty good stud fees. 

Anyone who brings a sour cream-based dip or labneh with dill and garlic is my hero. 

Well, maybe if they let things lead to mixed dancing, they could finally knock the shidduch crisis off that list for the first time in forever.

This is the very first I’ve heard about them interrupting anything in the coverage I saw. However, I did see the flags and they were rainbow flags with the star of david on it. Not Israeli flags. The star of david has been a Jewish symbol for well over 1,000 years.

While I certainly can’t speak for all Jews, I understand where the frustration is coming from. In many groups like this, if you openly identify as Jewish then you’d better be prepared to pass a litmus test on Palestine before anything else. The Chicago Dyke March was neither the first nor the last to do this and…

Yes! Sounds perfect. I’m usually lazy and just toss olive oil and balsamic or lemon juice, olive oil and zaatar over the top. 

Go turkeyless! The best parts of the meal are the sides.

Seriously. I had to cut sugar from my diet and didn’t think it was going to be a big deal because I don’t really care for sweets or sodas. Wow, was I wrong. Yes, I knew flavored yoghurts and granola bars etc weren’t the same as a kale salad but had no idea that I was consuming that much sugar. It is packed into all…

the whangdoodles in the bottom right corner seem more than adequate to me. 

She allegedly serves as dungeon master for her grandkids. I’m not a D&D person, but would be if I could play with her. 

Ego.

I’m not sure, but I imagine they’d be led out by the elbow with haste. It’s down the road from Pebble Beach, so much of the crowd is pretty fancy. You walk in and the silverware makes as much noise as the conversations. Heavenly.